Hi there reader, this is a new series called Hedgehog Talk. It’s about random funny stuff with some hilarious twists. Stuff in this series isn’t aways about the Hedgehog Organization, it’s probably going to be about other events in a light hearted way. Now onto the first story of this series. I hope you enjoy!
Here at the Hedgehog Organization we talk about very serious stuff (totally). On todays menu of very serious topics to yap about to your friends (and probably lose them) is: Nuclear Bombs. Everybody (except for the people who don’t like total destruction, aka buffons) love nuclear bombs.
Today we’re are going to talk about maybe not making nuclear bombs. Crazy am I right? We’re (I am) making this post because Donald Trump Idiot of the World President of the United States of America, is building up that ol’ nuclear arsenal again. They already have over 5X the amount it would take to wipe out the Earth (thankfully hedgehogs have already escaped to other planets thanks to wormholes) and Donald wants to build to the point where they would have 10X the amount that is required to wipe out everyone.
Add that to the things you’re worried about and if you had that on your 2025 Bingo Card give it a check. I wonder how close we are to a bingo. Actually this event happened pretty early into the year. I wonder what other interesting developments will happen this year!
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We all know all young children like nuclear bombs